February 2012
115 posts
my cat is sleeping on me
therefore,
I am stuck
Anonymous asked: have you ever been in a gangbang?
Anonymous asked: but what about personality?
Anonymous asked: you have huge lips and huge eyes
Anonymous asked: do you have a boyfriend? if yes, how is he? if no, do you want one? why not?
boredboredbored
ask awayyy :)
american horror story
Tate is so hot
I guess my type is manipulative psycho murderer
But I would most definitely still jump his bone…
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dear kleptomaniac,
in what world is it okay to steal other peoples things?
rude
immature
petty
gross
pathetic
crazy
need I go on?
Anonymous asked: sorry i thought you were mexican lol
Anonymous asked: what is your primary heritage? other then white?
Anonymous asked: you are attractive
“If I ever had to swear an oath, why would I want to put my hand on the King...”
– Bill Maher
I realized
I don’t know how to ask people if they want a hot drink without making it sound sexual. I keep saying, “did you want that hot?” By doing so I realized I led on the thirty year old man who asked me to dinner afterward and proceeded to tell me he wanted to marry me because I have green eyes and half our children would have green eyes…
“It has been said, ‘time heals all wounds.’
I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens.
But it is never gone.”
-Rose Kennedy
Anonymous asked: straight bi or gay?
best
1. Kandy Kush
2. Green Crack
3. Northern Lights
4. Trainwreck
5. Lavender
6. Purple Bubble Gum
7. Strawberry
everyone who is bitching about valentines day:
if you are single
today is just like every other day for you
there is no reason today has to be your day to wallow about not having a boyfriend/girlfriend
enjoy the hallmark holiday and eat a shit ton of candy
and stop acting like being alone today means you’re going to be alone forever!!!!!!
if I looked like Pattie Boyd
I
would
never
complain
about
anything
